By Hindustan Times

Mumbai, Sept. 24 -- Good morning my chocolate lollipops! How goes it? It's just been a day in between, but it seems long since I gave you your daily dose of Bollywood goss, hain na? Anyway, before I get down to my meetings and daily chores, here goes...

For starters, I've hired a new trainee called Super Wings, who's a kacchi kali of 18 years but is smart enough to give others, years older, a run for their money. She's hot, sexy and intelligent. I can gush about my discovery for eons but I guess you'd want to know what her first input for my column is. She's just made a quickie trip to the capital for her saheli's dance performance at Kingdom Of Dreams where Shah Rukh Khan was the 'key' guest.

So, Wings says that SRK was gifted a golden key to the Kingdom, which really pleased the star. Next, the star was gifting the key to Chhagan Bhujbal, Vivek Oberoi and even Dia Mirza. Aah! Poor guy, the brand ambassador for the Kingdom, lost his patience and smirked that all the money made on the shows was being spent on making 'Golden Keys'.

On that key note, I shall think about getting Wings on my payroll. Been a while since various designations have been vacated. What say?