By Hindustan Times

Mumbai, Jan. 24 -- Gooood morning my yummy chocolate pies! How goes it this morning? I'm delighted to be back after a short break and a cool meeting with my Sher Khan last night. He's quite cool, can be thought of as an option to replace Vijjy. But till that happens, you need to know the latest that's happening in Bollywood's glamour bylanes.

For starters, Sher Lock Holmes has dropped in to tell me that he's in awe of King Khan... I mean Shah Rukh Khan. I wonder what the magician did to my most hardworking employee. Turns out that Holmes and Khan have been exchanging emails and mobile messages for the last couple of days. And now, Holmes, for the first time in his life, has become a fan of an actor.

When I prod him, my expert jasoos says that although his SRK bhai talks a lot in person and on TV shows, he's very crisp when he writes his emails and mobile messages. Meaning? Holmes explains that when he speaks, it's enough to fill 48 pages of a newspaper but when he writes emails or messages, they are so short that sometimes, if one is not well-versed with his style of writing, he or she may not even understand what he writes.

Holmes thought he was the only one who got such cryptic messages but turns out that all of Khan's friends - Farah Khan, Arjun Rampal and the gang - not only sometimes jokingly complains about the short length of his messages, but also feels he doesn't send them prompt replies. It's only his two kiddos, Aryan and Suhana, who get quick responses to their phone calls, messages and emails.

Of course, my dear dimpled Khan, being the professional that he is, replies very quickly to urgent messages and emails but otherwise, everything waits till he's free. And if he really adores you, and still can't send you a reply quickly, he will send you this: "LUV SRK." Sweet na!