By Hindustan Times

Mumbai, May 28 -- Salaam namastey my shammi kebabs! I just love Saturdays.... Because I can put my feet up and just chill without worrying about what sansanikhez khabar is going around in glamour gaon. But before I can think of that, I must share with you some really chatpata scooplets that my informers have been serving to me.

So read on sweetums...

For starters, Katrina Kaif has ruled out taking wedding vows with Salman Khan. The other day, at a press conference of one of her brand endorsements, someone told her about the kind of gal he'd like to marry. According to Sher Lock Holmes, at a promotional event in Ahmedabad for his forthcoming film, Ready, apna Sallu was asked about the kind of girl he sees himself settled with in matrimony. Bas, aur kya? In his trademark style, the hunk retorted that one has to be a kamina to be his life partner.

Now, before you get any ideas, let me make it clear that he wasn't hinting at Priyanka Chopra. Anyway, so Kat was explained these details to, and asked for her take on Sallu's khwaish. Not surprisingly, she replied, 'In that case, I'm ruled out,' recalls my super sleuth. Chalo, good for her. Hai na?