By Hindustan Times

Mumbai, May 8 -- Mottu's back, with my Ethiopian kawah in one hand and her berry in the other. Now she wants me to hear that Imran Khan and Riteish Deshmukh have got more than a lakh followers on the micro-blogging site... and so has Salman Khan. So?

Only difference is that Sallu crossed the lakh a lot sooner than the two young Turks. So predictably, Deshmukh tweeted to the 40-plus star: "Bhai, we both entered 1,00,000 together on the same day. Only I started 50 years ago." So very obvious, I tell you... but Mots remarks that even if Riteish started 100 years ago, Sallu would outrun him in a jiffy.

By the way, Sallu wants the Twitter guys to get rid of the fake Salman Khan. According to him, they have failed because: "Gyarah mulkon ki Twitter police mujhe dhoond rahi hai." However, he added, "But I am Twitter than them. Ek twutki me gayab ho jaunga..." Before Mottu goes on and on like a twit, I've asked her to tweet off. Hmmph!