By Hindustan Times

Mumbai, Sept. 28 -- Hi da hi my darling dimsums! How goes it in your duniya? It's going great in mine, for I've decided to hire new household help. For starters, Safedi Lal has been contracted to be my official dhobi on the sole condition of sourcing gossip from tinsel town folks.

Read on to know what's hot and happening these days.

Achha listen, Sher Lock Holmes claims to have got a real scooplet. According to him, Priyanka Chopra had a tu tu main main with Ranbir Kapoor recently. So much so that she refused to talk to him for a day, except when they had to face the camera. The two had gone visiting the television show, Entertainment Ke Liye Kuchh Bhi Karega, to promote their forthcoming film, Anjaana Anjaani. And since Kapoor's birthday is coming up on October 4, the channelwallahs decided to bring in a huge cake for him. I'm told that after cutting it, feeding a piece to his heroine, the hero applied some to her face. And while she was trying to escape his masti, ended up with some cream and crumbs in her hair.

Bas, aur kya? Upset that her make-up and hair had got spoilt, the Chopra kudi stormed out, straight to her van. The chivalrous Kapoor tried apologisng, but no avail. Although she returned to the sets after close to two hours, having redone her make-up and hair, she was in no mood to forgive him.

And the only time she was courteous and cordial with him was when the cameras started rolling. The moment the cameras were switched off, Chopra was like an ice maiden to the Kapoor boy. Really now!