By Hindustan Times

Mumbai, April 1 -- Bonjour my blueberry cheesecakes! What's up with you this weekend? For a change, I'm not going anywhere outta the city... Instead, I've called my friends over to catch the ICC World Cup final between India and Sri Lanka saath saath. But before I can think of my chhutti, let's get over and done with your dose of daily goss.

So read on sweetums...

Never mind if Priyanka Chopra and Shahid Kapoor are talking terms again, there's no prem patch-up happening between them. Sher Lock Holmes asserts that the two can only remain 'just good friends' in the true sense of the word.

Kyun? Kyun ki, he explains that Sasha is a very dominating kind of a guy and always insists on calling the shots in his relationships as well. But Priyanka's a very independent kind of a gal and won't allow anyone to dominate her at all.

My super sleuth goes on to tell me that the two ex-lovers also have an unwritten clause in their contract with Kunal Kohli, who's next movie they're pairing up for. And the point is that they will not lock lips or perform intimate scenes beyond their comfort zone, considering that they're not in a relationship anymore.

I reason with Sher Lock bhai that Priyanka had such unwritten clauses for Kaminey too, but had to give in when director Vishal Bhardwaj felt that her chemistry with Sasha was just not coming across on screen. But he reiterates that she had confided her regret to a close confidante prior to the film's release, and maintained that she wouldn't kiss in front of the camera again. Phew!