By Hindustan Times

Mumbai, May 8 -- Okay, Madhu my Mottu Maid is here, typing away vociferously on her new curvaceous kaaliberry. Without looking up, she tells me that Lara Dutta has got herself an iPad, and ever since, has been busy trying to figure it out.

Aur ab, finally she got the time to set it up.

No surprises for guessing that Mots has been bitten by the Twitter bug too. Oooof!

Anyway, Lara got a little fursat, but not in the way she had expected. Reason: She's down with fever, and that's why she's taken time off to rest and recover, says Mottu.

But no worries... She informs me that beau Mahesh Bhupathi is very much kareeb to nurse Laraji back to good health with tender loving care. Never mind all this, but Moti, where's my kawah? Go, get it right now!