By Hindustan Times

Mumbai, June 28 -- Good morning spicy jalapenos! How goes it this morning? Blame it on the weather, but I'm just not in the mood to lift a finger, let alone doing any work today. But then, it's not enough excuse to take a break from doing what I love doing the most: filling you everyday with masaledaar nuggets on just the best in Bollywood.

Here goes the platter...

A birdy from Bandra is perching on my window pane and tweeting loudly that I lend her my ears. When I do so, she says that she's confused. I wonder why. Birdy says that she bumped into John Abraham, minus Bipasha Basu, at the Gold's Gym in Bandra the other evening. Johnny Bravo was returning from his kasratbaazi.

When he stepped down, she says that not a crow on the road recognised Abraham. He walked across the road and drove on his bike to his pad in the locality. Birdy's confused whether she saw the actor or someone who, sort of, looks like him. Her logic is: if he was the actor, why didn't anyone ask him for an autograph? It's okay birdy, chill!