By Hindustan Times

Mumbai, April 22 -- Oi oi... What is this I'm hearing subah subah now? A parinda from Andheri's Lokhandwala Complex wants me to hear this dope on Arshad Warsi. I'm informed that the actor has declined to act in Soham Shah's remake of Satte Pe Satta for Sanjay Dutt's production company.

Now, before you get any ideas, let me clear it that there's no problem between the two. It's just that Arshad is not too pleased with the role offered to him. Well, anyone would be if he were asked to re-play Shakti Kapoor's role. Hai na? Never mind if he stammers or stutters and all that.

Just the thought of stepping into a character originally portrayed by Shakti Kapoor is enough to give anyone the heebijeebees. For once, I can't help but agree with Warsi bhai. But then, such is life dearies.